In the spirit of trying to keep up with Heather - and realizing that I am never going to be able to, I have decided rather than creating a list of resolutions that I will never stick to, to instead list the things I am NOT going to do in 2008.
1. Get Pregnant. I hate to tell you Heather...but there is no way this will be happening in 08. I'm all for suffering thru pregnancy with someone else...but you might be on your 3rd by the time I have lost enough of my memory to actually torture myself that much again.
2. Buy designer jeans. I can not believe the amount of money I have wasted on expensive jeans - only to $(*# up my body (see #1) and not be able to look good in any of them any more. My new favorite jeans are levi's stretch bootcut jeans. $42. Jack does not own any designer jeans - in case you are wondering.
3. Go more than 8 weeks without coloring my hair - because "I'm worth it".
4. Make fun of Oakland. I live here, it's pretty fabulous actually. I do like calling Brooke "my boo" and referring to myself as "Jack's baby's mamma" - but I don't want to be a hater. We love our neighborhood and truly feel lucky to live here. Peace out homies.
2 comments:
You can use all the money you are saving on not buying jeans to color your hair! And who knows, if I am getting a new job I won't be getting pregnant in '08 either!
Glad you're down with our hood, "The Town." Too $hort is hyphy with you. Go Broo-ooke, go Broo-ooke, get'cha diaper on.
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